jukebox

self made

egg cooker

tesla

hydrogen (g)

pyrotechnic (g)

linux

laughter bag

the physicist (g)

Tom Clancy

Palm Pilot

weather

downloads

cryptography (g)

links

biography

fotoalbum

logbook

guestbook

This is a collection of texts and short stories that are IMHO quite funny but as everyone has his own point of view on those things I really don't know what you will think of them. Just give them a chance.
A special problem for non-German visitors: You know, jokes ... they just aren't the same in another language. This is why I will not try to translate them, it would be horrible.

Jokes - Some "normal" jokes about many aspects of life. (German and English)

The Creation - An alternate story explaining the creation of life, the universe and everything. (German)

The Ferengi - The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition - a must have for all businessmen. (English)

The Physicists' Bill of Rights - Something like a declarations of independence especially made for physicians. (English)

Attention, physicists! - Everything I collected during my studies: Jokes, funny quotes and strange ideas. I know that this page is already liste in my main menu on the left side but I just cannot put enough links of this page on my site. ;-) (German)